HARD ROCK ZOMBIES (1985, directed by Krishna Sha) Teacher: “You don’t know what you’re getting into here.
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Next to the afore-mentioned band, the film does also feature the most untalented basketball team ever, the clumsiest Fulci homage ever and last but not least one of the coolest lines of all time… say whatever you want, but that alone should be more than enough to justify GHOUL SCHOOL’s mention in this list!
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In order to prevent the ghastly ghouls from taking over their school, a bunch of ROBOT NINJA-lovin’ geeks has to team up with the worst heavy metal band that ever appeared in movie and fight back the attack of the undead. GHOUL SCHOOL is a hilarious ultra-lowbudget flick about a highschool swimming team, whose members terrorize the other pupils and teachers after they’ve been turned into blood-thirsty zombies by a strange chemical that accidently ended up in their swimming pool. But one that definitely belongs into the category of “films which are so bad they’re actually good”. GHOUL SCHOOL (1990, directed by Timothy O’Rawe) Cause it features one of the very best soundtracks of all time and throughout it’s 90 minutes running-time, we get to hear kick-ass tracks by cult metal bands such as MOTÖRHEAD, THOR, GIRLSCHOOL, VIRGIN STEELE, FIST and DEATHMASK!! Believe me, if you’ve got at least a tiny, little weak spot for oldschol metal sounds, you’ll love this flick for its soundtrack alone… oh, and the fact that ZOMBIE NIGHTMARE features WANYE’S WORLD-star Tia Carrere in one of her first roles, doesn’t hurt either…^^ĩ. So why does it end up in my Top 10 list anyway? Well, the answer’s easy. The plot is lame, the effects are bad and the twist in the end is predictable.
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Ok, I admit, ZOMBIE NIGHTMARE isn’t a very good film… in fact, I’d even say that this flick, which tells the story of the righteous baseball star Tony Washington (played by Canadian bodybuilding champion and rock warrior Jon Mikl Thor), who gets re-animated by a voodoo priest after he’s killed by a gang of thugs and henceforth hunts down his tormentors as a jersey-wearing zombie, is really damn bad. ZOMBIE NIGHTMARE (1986, directed by Jack Bravman)